im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."
"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
This hit me like a fucking train
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt plays Princess Aurora as a child in “Maleficent,” and was cast because she was the only kid who could stand seeing Angelina Jolie in full Maleficent makeup.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody."
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore