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n. the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat, whose tenuous muscular throbbing feels less like a metronome than a nervous ditty your heart is tapping to itself, the kind that people compulsively hum or sing while walking in complete darkness, as if to casually remind the outside world, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here.
  • heismandiego:

    this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

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  • hopefisch:

    stephaniesearches:

    onlylolgifs:

    dog trying to save fishes

    I just cried over these gifs. my emotions are a mess 

    How are dogs such perfect pure beings

    (via whattheydontknow13)

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  • xbsessed-with-trxye:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Canadian Tumblr Post photoset #3

    Want to see more?

    Battle of the Countries photoset #4

    British photoset #2

    American photoset #1

    OMG BEING CANADIAN THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER.

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  • crookednose:

    Paper Pastries “Know It All” pencil set

    (via glam-princess)

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  • qvbit:

    anomolisticbeauty:

    malgosh:

    moshita:

    Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

    "A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

    "I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

    "Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

    "Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

    "I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

    "Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

    "Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

    I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

    Reddit thread 

    Hahah

    Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

    i’m cryign jesus fucking christ sex and childcare and general health education needs to be improved thousand fold 

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  • john-krasinskis-eyebrow-game:

    darkwater-smidge:

    So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

    and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

    vegan vampires.

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  • wetmyplants:

    Oops silly potato

    (Source: hamtaryo, via dancewithyour-heart)

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  • Books & Cupcakes Book Photo Challenge: August 4th - Bookmarker

    I started making my own bookmarks! i’ve only made a few thus far and this one is my favourite! :)

    (Source: sofiaisthere, via thebooker)

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  • "BRUH"
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

    (via petrifiedpatronus)

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  • pemwin:

    ladybowtheboo:

    asobita-i:

    Reblog for the last one

    it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

    So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

    (Source: iraffiruse, via petrifiedpatronus)

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  • magicul:

    lola-pastel:

    I think I laughed more than I should of at this

    lola-pastel:

    I think I laughed more than I should of at this

    (Source: iraffiruse, via whattheydontknow13)

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